We Don't Mess Around

Isn't it strange how terrified people are of ideas?
Case 1

Sophia/Claire: Hey, guess what, we're building a greenhouse!
Person: [silence]
Sophia/Claire: [awkward smiles]
Person: [walks away]

or, Case 2

Person: Hey, why are you guys emailing black-market Japanese solar lantern dealers?
Sophia/Claire: We're building a greenhouse!
Person: Cool, but...[series of skeptical questions]



But we are all over this. We cannot be stopped.

Ask us what we plan to do about ventilation, and we'll lecture you for an hour about solar-powered fans. Ask us about gardening, and we'll give you a rundown of optimal broccoli growing conditions. Ask us how we feel about pesticides, and we'll probably talk about gerbils.

We know a lot about gerbils.