Introducing...

Fa la la, it's time to be generous. Time to watch little Susie's eyes light up when she sees that Bratz doll, and to hear her sister Marlene crying in the bathroom because she couldn't fit into the size small jeans from Abercrombie. In other words, time to bring joy to the world and make it a better place for us all.
And when you're out looking for present, why not do the planet a good turn as well? Hmm. There are dangers.
Don't be the guy who gives everyone a steel water bottle for Christmas. Can you spell r-i-g-h-t-e-o-u-s c-h-e-a-p-s-k-a-t-e?? Actually, those things are mad overpriced. But trust me, they won't be appreciated.
So we've decided to help y'all out a bit. By choosing a green gift for everyone on your list. Let's get started...
For the Republican:
Biodegradeable Shotgun Shells
They'll be having so much fun shooting doves and other fuzzy/winged creatures that they won't even NOTICE they're saving the planet. These shells feature non-toxic steel shot and are 100% free of plastic wadding. You can google shotguns if you're confused. Except if you're a Republican and you support gun rights and you don't even know how a shotgun works,
that's just sort of pathetic.GreenLite Shotshells, $15/box
http://polywad.com/greenlite.html